Thursday, February 28, 2008

Ralph Nader Gets Good Deal on Used Soul, Slightly Soiled

Hey, asshole. Remember that time? ...a while ago? ...when you ran for President? How'd that work out for everyone?

The alternative to the Greater Of Two Evils is the Lesser Of Two Evils, not the Shiny Happy Unicorn Party.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

[Possible Spam]

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Just conceive now you can permit to yourself Swiss Rolex.

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

A Song For Super Tuesday

When this song came up on my iPod, it just seemed to sum up the day. Our choices may suck, but it's nothing that some loud, jangly guitars can't fix.

(The video quality kind of sucks. It may just be my new computer, but it seems awfully quiet. If you find a better version let me know and I'll replace it.)

Yeah, I Voted

...because people who don't vote suck.

Hooray for the lesser of two evils.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Pizza Roles

Hey, did I mention that my adopted character actor has a new gig? She's flogging pizza rolls in a new commercial for Totino's. It's not a big role, but she's got a line or two and a girl's gotta get paid. I went out and bought a superjumbobehemoth bag to celebrate. Pepperoni, natch.

Just to clarify, by "flogging", I mean "selling", not "beating with a whip or stick". That would just be weird. I think that was only in the German version of the ad.