Thursday, February 7, 2008

[Possible Spam]

"Do you want to look stylish?

Today you have amazing chance to purchase most popular watches by the lowest price.

Just conceive now you can permit to yourself Swiss Rolex.

You're one step closer to your dream."

8 comments:

Hot Lemon said...

how do I get 1 step closer to my dream of schtumping a supermodel? Will th' watch help??

deadspot said...

If you can find one who's really into fake Rolexes.

BeckEye said...

I'm going to start using "just conceive now you can permit to yourself" when I try to pick up guys, which I never do. But maybe that's because I never had a great, sexy pickup line.

Ex: Just conceive now you can permit to yourself to enjoy pleasures with me.

Johnny Yen said...

I had to make a hard choice between the Rolex and Viagra. I mean, what's the point of attracting the babes with your Rolex, when you can't do anything about it afterward?

Flannery Alden said...

I don't want to look stylish! I want to visit deadspot on the web and see a new post!

Ahem.

kiki said...

did you conceive or what?

deadspot said...

Funny, I've always assumed that the fake Rolex and Viagra ads had pretty much the same target audience, Johnny: dudes with tiny, non-functional genitalia.

I'll see what I can do about that, Flan. I was looking over some of my old posts and I realized that I used to be funny. Recently, I've been having trouble coming up with anything that isn't just cranky bitching and moaning. Between that and my crazy workload, I've been hard pressed to muster the enthusiasm to post.

I was going to, kiki, but it was inconceivable.

Johnny Yen said...

I'll answer for Flan-- just be your snarky, snide self, and all will be well. And, to quote Otter from Animal House, don't think of it as work-- the point is to enjoy yourself.