It's a spot. It's on the web. It's dead. It's a dead spot on the web.
how do I get 1 step closer to my dream of schtumping a supermodel? Will th' watch help??
If you can find one who's really into fake Rolexes.
I'm going to start using "just conceive now you can permit to yourself" when I try to pick up guys, which I never do. But maybe that's because I never had a great, sexy pickup line. Ex: Just conceive now you can permit to yourself to enjoy pleasures with me.
I had to make a hard choice between the Rolex and Viagra. I mean, what's the point of attracting the babes with your Rolex, when you can't do anything about it afterward?
I don't want to look stylish! I want to visit deadspot on the web and see a new post!Ahem.
did you conceive or what?
Funny, I've always assumed that the fake Rolex and Viagra ads had pretty much the same target audience, Johnny: dudes with tiny, non-functional genitalia.I'll see what I can do about that, Flan. I was looking over some of my old posts and I realized that I used to be funny. Recently, I've been having trouble coming up with anything that isn't just cranky bitching and moaning. Between that and my crazy workload, I've been hard pressed to muster the enthusiasm to post.I was going to, kiki, but it was inconceivable.
I'll answer for Flan-- just be your snarky, snide self, and all will be well. And, to quote Otter from Animal House, don't think of it as work-- the point is to enjoy yourself.
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Show off your mighty vocabulary and earn money for the UN World Food Program. It doesn't cost you a dime, and it's already donated a billion grains of rice to the WFP.
She's on TV, you know...
Adopt your own!
Well, you know me.
"It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."
-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist