Thursday, July 31, 2008

Tales of True Crime

I'm not going to turn this into a News of The Weird True Crime Blog or anything, but this is weird stuff. (Carson)Some weird, wild stuff...(/Carson)

This Is Why I Avoid Canadian Mass-Transit
You never know when you'll be minding your own business, listening to your iPod, and some syrup-huffing drifter is going to decide to stab you a couple of dozen times and cut off your head. It just happens. No reason.

Saudi God Cop Breaks Religious Law
Four wives is perfectly legal, but six is apparently a no-no. You would think that he would know this stuff, since he's responsible for enforcing it... Bad cop! A fatwa on donuts for you!

Bad Serbs, Bad Serbs, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Of course there were demonstrations in favor of genocidal douchebag Radovan Karadzic, who spent his last days of freedom hanging out at the Pinoccio Pizzeria in a low-budget Dumbledore disguise. Why would you even be surprised at that?


Johnny Yen said...

Four is okay, but six is bad? I'd have thought it would be five-- you know, an odd/even thing.

Of course, I can't imagine what polygamists in general have in their minds. I find one wife to be plenty of work.

Cormac Brown said...

Even Cassanova couldn't keep all six happy if he had to live with them and the Koran says you can only have as many wives as you can afford and keep happy.

I'm suprised that there isn't (or we haven't read about) more wife on wife violence in polygamist countries and no, I'm not talking about the titilating kind of violence.

Dale said...

The bus beheading guy is the talk of the country. Greyhound had to yank, no joke, a series of print ads that said 'there's a reason you've never heard of bus rage'.