Not Dead Yet

I just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know that I'm not dead, and that I do intend to post things at some point.

I was sick. I'm swamped at work now. Both will get better.

I'll try to bring the funny.



While you're waiting, go rent In Bruges. It's fucking brilliant.

So, Dick...

What was that you said about the bronze medal?

Don't get me wrong... Dick Fauxhawk was probably a better chef than Piercing Girl on pretty much every other day of the competition. But on game day, when it really counted, she kicked his ass. She really kicked his ass.

Second Lia deserved the win, but who knew that Piercing Girl would be the one to make it close?

Words Mean Things

When someone says that a boot "fits like a glove" do they mean that it fits very well or that it fits very poorly?

Stuff I Was Going To Post About Back When It Was Relevant

I meant to post. I really did. I even started posts. I came up with snarky headlines. Then.. oh look! A squirrel!

I got distracted.

In lieu of actual content, it's the Festival of Leftovers! Here are my half formed thoughts for you to make half formed comments about.



Real Genius
I guess this is better than mice.

Tag: WTF

CIA Claims Victory Over Al Qaeda In Dunkin Donuts
Are you fucking kidding me?

Seriously? Out of all the things in the world to get upset about, the conservatives choose to worry about a scarf worn by Rachael Ray?

(insert Rachael Ray graphic here)
Figure 1: Probably not an Al Qaeda operative.

(insert larch graphic here)
Figure 12: The Larch

Tag: Politics, WTF

What can I say? It was kind of a WTF week.

(administrivia)
It's June. Do you know where the Venture Brothers are?
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