Thursday, June 5, 2008

Stuff I Was Going To Post About Back When It Was Relevant

I meant to post. I really did. I even started posts. I came up with snarky headlines. Then.. oh look! A squirrel!

I got distracted.

In lieu of actual content, it's the Festival of Leftovers! Here are my half formed thoughts for you to make half formed comments about.

Real Genius
I guess this is better than mice.

Tag: WTF

CIA Claims Victory Over Al Qaeda In Dunkin Donuts
Are you fucking kidding me?

Seriously? Out of all the things in the world to get upset about, the conservatives choose to worry about a scarf worn by Rachael Ray?

(insert Rachael Ray graphic here)
Figure 1: Probably not an Al Qaeda operative.

(insert larch graphic here)
Figure 12: The Larch

Tag: Politics, WTF

What can I say? It was kind of a WTF week.

It's June. Do you know where the Venture Brothers are?


Writeprocrastinator said...

For almost a year? And how much food does the guy have in his fridge, that it takes him that long to notice that it's missing?

Yeah, when I think of terror, I think of Rachel Ray, but that has more to do with some of her cooking and I'm afraid she is going to set off a perky bomb.

Johnny Yen said...

The Rachel Ray thing is so insanely stupid I can't even think of a snarky comment about it.

Dale said...

Rachael is a terrorist, it's in the eyes.