It's a spot. It's on the web. It's dead. It's a dead spot on the web.
Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."Ba-Boom" Thanks, I'm here every Wednesday. Be sure to tip your waitress.
It depends if you're O.J. or not.
You just blew my mind. You'll often see New Yorkers with boots on their hands. It's the preferred cockroach killing method.
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Show off your mighty vocabulary and earn money for the UN World Food Program. It doesn't cost you a dime, and it's already donated a billion grains of rice to the WFP.
She's on TV, you know...
Adopt your own!
Well, you know me.
"It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."
-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist