Monday, October 27, 2008

Take Me Seriously!

I'm pretty and I have lots of money!

In a vain attempt to get us all to take her seriously, the Republicans have spent more than twice the average American family's income to give Sarah Palin a new look.

She's a one-woman economic stimulus package:

She dropped $75,000 in a single store in Minneapolis.

She spent almost $42,000 on a shopping spree in St. Louis.

She spent over 4 grand on hair "consulting", which makes the Republican's bitching about John Edwards's $400 haircuts look just a teensy bit hypocritical to those unfamiliar with the fact that the Republicans are, in point of fact, a huge steaming load of hypocritical.

She even dropped almost $5,000 at a guy's clothing store.

I'm sure that will come as a great relief to everyone currently crossing their fingers and hoping that the economy will stay afloat until the Party of Hoover gets unceremoniously kicked out of Washington so the Democrats can try to undo the damage those assclowns have managed to do in the last 8 years.

Whew... all that shopping's enough to wear a girl out.


GETkristiLOVE said...

The question is, was she smart enough to put in a clause: Can keep clothes after losing race.

Johnny Yen said...

She's a regular guy, isn't she?

Word is now that she and McCain aren't speaking-- she thinks she'll be their guy in 2012. Not only does she not realize she's the problem to her party, she thinks she's the solution.

deadspot said...

Kristi, they're telling us that they had always intended to donate the clothes to charity after the race. They probably need the tax writeoff, and perhaps they know of an unwed mother that could use some kicky new clothes...

That's some powerful denial right there, Johnny.

In other Sarah Palin news: 30Rock tonight!

katrocket said...

This is great! I have no idea what took me so long to discover your blog. Probably something like "ignorance" or "self-absorption".