Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Damn Dirty Ape Ho

The oldest profession predates human evolution. Who knew?

Because this is a high class establishment, I will not make jokes about the following phrases found in this article:

"meat for sex"
"they have a hard time getting it on their own"
"'So we thought, why not meat and sex?'"
"sexual swellings"
"lay the foundations"
"'This has got me really interested in humans,' she said."

You'll have to post your own in the comments section.


Coaster Punchman said...

Hmmmm, if your place is high class, what does that make my blog?

Soda and Candy said...

I predict an increase in the purchase of steak dinners for two by zoologists.

Evil Genius said...

In other scientific news, I have discovered that your blog is part of a binary system that exerts influence over the entire blogosphere (now named the "What I Like About the Universe Universe".) Please use this power wisely.

GETkristiLOVE said...

So that's where "spank the monkey" came from... yeah, I know. Come on over to my place, it's very low class.