Friday, December 21, 2007

Everything Bad Is Good Again

Guinness is good for you. Well, duh.

It helps prevent heart attacks and it's chock full of antioxidants, so all your metal parts will stay nice and shiny. If I have a choice between green tea with an aspirin chaser or a pint, I know which one I'm taking.

When taken correctly, side effects may include confusion, late night curry, public nudity, shots of Jagermeister, and, in extreme cases, Shane McGowan.

2 comments:

Hot Lemon said...

YARR!!

Johnny Yen said...

A couple of years ago, at the Zeitgeist, the biker bar in San Francisco I used to hang at with Andreas before he moved to Seattle, I was chatting up the bouncer. He showed me a broken pool cue he had by the door. He told me that Shane McGowan had broken it over a guy's head a few months before. The good things in life stay constant, don't they?