Guinness is good for you. Well, duh.
It helps prevent heart attacks and it's chock full of antioxidants, so all your metal parts will stay nice and shiny. If I have a choice between green tea with an aspirin chaser or a pint, I know which one I'm taking.
When taken correctly, side effects may include confusion, late night curry, public nudity, shots of Jagermeister, and, in extreme cases, Shane McGowan.
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YARR!!
A couple of years ago, at the Zeitgeist, the biker bar in San Francisco I used to hang at with Andreas before he moved to Seattle, I was chatting up the bouncer. He showed me a broken pool cue he had by the door. He told me that Shane McGowan had broken it over a guy's head a few months before. The good things in life stay constant, don't they?
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