Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Mattell To Corner Market On Little Plastic Whores

So Mattell says that this guy drew the designs for the creepy freakish skanks on the back of their notebook or something, so that's like totally the same thing as if Mattell had thought of the idea and built a company around it so they should, like totally get all the money and everything and this other company is a bunch of jerks and now people don't want Barbies anymore because her head isn't big enough and Barbie clothes for girls are just creepy and Bratz clothes are cool and that stoned lady from American Idol helped them make an awesome movie that I totally wanted to go see with all my friends and I want a juice box now. Mom! Where are the juice boxes?

4 comments:

BeckEye said...

Soooo, if I am scribbling away one day on company letterhead and come up with the cure for cancer, and someone finds that original paper, my company gets all the credit?? Well, I am so not doing any medical research on my lunch hour anymore.

Btw, your headline cracked me up. Now I have to pretend that I'm looking at a really funny Excel spreadsheet.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

There is a REASON I am totally out of touch with my own culture. This is one of them.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Procrastinator Junior wish that both of them would just stop advertising on Cartoon Network. Other than that, Mattell sucks and they knew they were out-hoochied a long time ago. To come back with this flimsy case just strikes me as even more sour grapes.

Dale said...

This brings back fond memories of SNL's Gangsta Bitch Barbie. Juice boxes!? Yay!