Thursday, October 25, 2007

Morlocks and Eloi

An evolutionary theorist working for Bravo has predicted that in the future, all women will turn into Lolitas with glossy hair, hairless clear skin, and pert breasts while all of the men will be athletic giants with big dicks, and if you don't get on board with that, you're going to end up in the dim-witted, goblin-like underclass.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhkay then.

4 comments:

Natalie said...

Sounds interesting but strange. I don't know if I quite believe it either looking at the genetic pool we appear to be working with.

Hot Lemon said...

right-- like there's ANY WAY humankind is going to last another 100k years. HA!

Hot Lemon said...

Hmmm... there's one big-ass flaw in this whole theory: we are NOT logical beings with emotions, we are EMOTIONAL beings that can REASON. it's our emotions (that the author thinks will be evolved out) that will kill us looooong before the year 3k.

deadspot said...

One might wonder about the qualification of an evolutionary theorist working for a school of economics. Unless you consider his statement that we will evolve to be both intellegent and athletic. Any evolutionary theorist who didn't attend high school is clearly unqualified to predict the future.