Other rejected names for the new Indiana Jones Movie:
Indiana Jones and the Kids on his Lawn
Indiana Jones and the Eventual Left
Indiana Jones and the Little Blue Pill
Indiana Jones and the Long, Rambling Story
Indiana Jones and the Medicare Part B
Indiana Jones Versus the Zimmermen! (for UK release)
Indiana Jones and the Hip Replacement
Indiana Jones and the Childproof Cap
Indiana Jones and the Kids Today With Their Rock And Roll Music And Their Baggy Pants
Indiana Jones and the Hoveround
Indiana Jones and the CBS Evening News
Indiana Jones and the Newfangled Telephone
Indiana Jones and the Interminable Pictures of Grandchildren
Indiana Jones and the Exam of Doom
Is it just me or is Harrison Ford getting a little long in the tooth to be an action hero?
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He can star in as many dumb movies as he wants, but please, lord, please do not let him get all Michael Douglas on us and start breeding with that vaccuous young wife.
You sir, are a genius.
Awesome list!
I'd love to add to it...but I think you've hit them all.
That's fantastic. I love "Indiana Jones and the Long, Rambling Story" the most.
Here's one for my 80-year old Pop:
Indiana Jones Points out Unimportant Landmarks
I don't know if it's an old guy thing across the board, but any time I'm in a car with my Dad, he has to tell me if "there's a golf course back behind that hill" or "that road used to cut down this way and there was a bait and tackle shop there," or "if you cut up there and take two lefts you can get on the old highway." He enjoys it, so I don't rain on his parade.
Indiana Jones and The Walker of Shame
Great list, will they have to use special effects to erase the earring he likes to wear?
Somehow, Sean Connery calling out, "Senior" just doesn't have the same appeal.
Brilliant.
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