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ONE gram? Is that, like, even punishable in these days of folken packin' BRICKS of this shit?? I seem to remember from a poster from the 70's when Amerikuh was actually TRYING to adopt the metric system that a gram is about the weight of a raisin or a paperclip. I want MY fallen priests to be snorting half a kilo off some 16 y.o. hookers navel while being sucked off by a Hoover vacuum cleaner with a Baby Jesus Buttplug up his ass. THAT would indeed be newsworthy!!
Maybe he thought it was powdered holy water concentrate.
Would my other joke have been funnier?"I'm not snorting anything that came out of his rectory."
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Show off your mighty vocabulary and earn money for the UN World Food Program. It doesn't cost you a dime, and it's already donated a billion grains of rice to the WFP.
She's on TV, you know...
Adopt your own!
Well, you know me.
"It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."
-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist