Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Presidential, Vice

I take it all back.

Sarah Palin is totally ready to be president if Oldy McMoneybags should kick the bucket (as opposed to her role if Oldy McMoneybags kicks it old school, which is totally different and significantly less likely, but I digress).

She's got the ridiculous views on education.

She's got the requisite certainty coupled with complete ignorance that has become our foreign policy trademark.

She's destroyed a small town's economy.

And she's finally passed her final test, stonewalling an ethics investigation.

Bravo, Sarah, bravo.


BeckEye said...

But...but...she looks like Tina Fey! And she has great shoes! Come on, she's awesome!!

Dale said...

And she can see Russia from her house!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Hey shut up! Thanks in no small part to Palin, Wasilla is the meth capital of Alaska!