Monday, February 26, 2007

James Cameron is a Loon

Just read this. I don't even know where to begin. Here's just one little peek into the insanity:

He verified that the occupant of the tomb was Jesus through statistics and DNA testing. DNA testing. Seriously. I'm not making this up.


Flannery Alden said...

I think he's been continually high since he started making the movie Titanic.

deadspot said...

Be fair. If I had Titanic money, I'd make Caligula blush.

So if Mary Magdalene is Ringo, which Beatle is Jesus? I think by default he gets stuck being George because John and Paul are already taken.

Flannery Alden said...

Wouldn't Mary Magdalene be Yoko?

I think Jesus would be Pete Best, since he left the band, so to speak, before the world-wide fame kicked in.