Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Take the Money and Run

Here's what's wrong with our society: Anyone dumb enough to spend a million dollars on Britney's hair should not be allowed to have a million dollars in the first place.

3 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

Indeed. I mean, what would you do with it? Perhaps you could make a decorative swag by braiding the hair and adorning it with cigarettes and Red Bull cans. You could hang it over your shrine to fallen Mousketeers to give it that authentic, stalker/serial killer feel.

deadspot said...

Who told you about my shrine to fallen Mouseketeers? *twitch*

Flannery Alden said...

I hate to say it, deadspot, but it was kind of obvious.