Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Wiki Wiki Wack.

It's official. In my totally rigorous scientific study, Steve Buscemi has been conclusively determined to be an Indie Actor, by a margin of two to one over the next most popular choice, Actor, which makes perfect sense, as Indie Actor contains twice as many words as Actor. Twice the words, twice the votes, it doesn't get much more rigorous than that.

Wikipedia had characterized Buscemi as both an Indie Actor and a Character Actor, which is, of course, physiologically impossible, or at least ill-advised. However, as we have seen, the option of Character Actor was rejected like the chess team on prom night. A cease and desist order will be going out to the Wikipedia actor categorization committee, just as soon as I can find out where their parents live so we can ascertain the secret location of their basement "lair".

Next up on Vox Pop, what should I write about? I find myself with an inspiration deficiency today, so you get to choose. Remember, if you choose Other, you have to provide a topic in the comments. Or not. I mean, it's not like I can enforce rules here... right?


Johnny Yen said...

I voted "Other." Tell the story about the night you almost shoved a member of the Pixies down a flight of stairs.

Flannery Alden said...

Ooh! Write about that in haiku!!!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Buscemi is also a hero, volunteering himself to help dig people out at Ground Zero right after the tragedy.

deadspot said...

In drunken hijinks,
there's no Death To The Pixies.

Buscemi was a hero to me when he gave the rant about tipping in Reservoir Dogs, WP.

deadspot said...

Oh, and there are only about 9 hours left to vote.