Monday, August 13, 2007

I'm Not Saying The Rest of His Term Will Be Any Better

...but at least Bush will be more comfortable without the hand up his ass.

6 comments:

J.D. said...

WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery Alden said...

Brilliant.

Johnny Yen said...

Well, at least he'll only have one hand up his ass. Dick Cheney's is still there.

Mr. Roger's says "Can you say 'Damage Control'?"

Writeprocrastinator said...

But does evil really take a vacation?

He's just dropping back behind the scenes just in time to help fix the 2008 elections. So keep that garlic necklace, Holy Water, golf bag full of wooden stakes, and attack dog handy...you're still going to need it.

deadspot said...

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Welcome, j.d.!)

Thanks, Flan.

Actually, when you really think about it, Johnny, sticking your hand up someone's ass is probably frowned upon by the republican party (which means that they offer strangers money to do it, instead of engaging in it consensually at home).

Also, if you really think about it, you probably wish you hadn't. Anybody know something that takes out mental images? Club soda isn't doing the trick.

Perhaps, WP. Evil just might take a vacation. There are plenty of republicans to keep work from piling up while he's taking time off.

Coaster Punchman said...

Um, I think he is leaving to fuck more with the upcoming election. He's done about all the evil he can here; time to move on to the next Republican administration.