It's a spot. It's on the web. It's dead. It's a dead spot on the web.
I would totally buy his workout video, especially if he shows you how to control fire and water like that. And who wouldn't want to be able to crack the earth open? There are a few people I wouldn't mind seeing the earth swallow.
I'm sorry, but this dude is tired. Joan Collins did the matching jacket and turban thing twenty years ago.
Wow! He can really hit those notes! I always have much respect for singers. I use a microphone daily (I'm a standup comedienne) but never had the balls to shell out a note.Nice coming across you blog! Feel free to stop by and check out my series of post on "Comedy as it relates to Sex."
He's dancing to avoid the blasts of air freshener flying through the air. Mmm, tasty.
What's this shit, then? I'm finally caught up on Top Chef and there's no post! Get cracking! By the way, I still want to have sex with Ilan. But I'd also do this Brian dude. And maybe the freakishly tall guy.
You're trying to scar me, aren't you. I've seen worse.Top Chef recap tomorrow. They take me a while to write. Dostoyevsky has nothing on me.
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Show off your mighty vocabulary and earn money for the UN World Food Program. It doesn't cost you a dime, and it's already donated a billion grains of rice to the WFP.
She's on TV, you know...
Adopt your own!
Well, you know me.
"It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."
-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist