
Next time you're out at a bar with your friends, order a pitcher of black and tans. Enjoy the ensuing moment of disconnect and amused confusion, and think of me. For bonus points, post the reaction here.
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-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist
6 comments:
Yeah, we'll try that on the girl at your bar down there next time I come down-- you know, the one where when I asked for an orange slice (for the Blue Moon beer) poured a glass of Orange Slice soda.
Mmmm...black and tans...
I did this once at Friends and Co down in Charleston when the bar was empty and I was bored. She turned to the taps, pitcher in hand, before thinking it through. "Wait... what?"
I didn't know those came in pitchers. Wait, I get it.
LMAO--sheesh that would be so funny to do to this really goofy ditzy---nah--she might spit in it--blame Beckeye I am here
Heya, turnbaby! Welcome to the Dead Spot. Maybe I'll have to add a "blame Beckeye" tag...
You're right. You probably have to know your audience when you do this. It's probably best to do with a bartender who will think it's funny.
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