The University of Bristol set a new low in research standards when they let these clowns publish a study saying that coffee doesn't really give you a boost. What a bunch of idiots. Obviously, they were too busy shagging grad students to do any real work and came up with this pack of lies to cover the fact that they blew their departmental research budget on booze and pot. Stupid limey bastards.
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I'm sorry. I may have been a bit critical in this post. Now that I've had a chance to finish my 4-shot cappuccino, I would like to extend my apologies to anyone at the University of Bristol who may have been offended by my characterization of their researchers.
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That is total crap! Whenever I drink coffee, which is rarely, I about climb the walls with all the excess boost!
Maybe if you're high, it won't give you a boost...or post-coital and sharing a joint with your G.A.
Ah... good times... good times...
See? It calms you down. No boost at all. A little gives me a boost. Too much of it crashes me.
now now now-- remember they did a study on whether or not sugar makes children high and run about destroying everything in their path, and they said THAT didn't affect them, either.
Instead of complaining, we all need to see how WE can get jobs doing this sort of research...!!
Wow, the Flat Earth Society teaches at Bristol?
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