I just got an email from Andre in Dubai. He wants to know how much it will cost him for me to send him a dozen Fluid End Sections for a Twin HT 400 Pump Fluid End 4-1/2" mounted on a Halliburton Cementing Unit. I don't know what he is doing to wear out the Fluid End Sections so rapidly, but he should probably be ashamed of himself.
Because I have never heard of a Twin HT 400 Pump (4-1/2" or otherwise) I can't even guess what he's doing to it. But that's OK, I don't want to know. It has something to do with Halliburton... and cementing things. Cementing things in Dubai, apparently. I wonder what kind of sentence Pump Abuse will get you in Dubai. Why are the South Koreans persecuting innocent robot floggers instead of working on a code of ethics to keep scumbags like Andre off the streets?
Why do I get email like this? Screw Andre. I'm not going to support his Fluid End Section habit. He can get his fix somewhere else. He's just lucky I'm not turning his email over to the proper authorities.
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It's definately a Dubai-ous email.
Maybe I'm a sick fuck, but Fluid End Section sounds like some kind of horrible pornography available only in the dankest corners of Amsterdam.
Ouch. A pun, Flannery? After all we've been through together?
You're a bad man, Mr. Yen...
If puns are wrong, I don't want to be right.
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