Texans want a wider Rio Grande to discourage illegal immigration. They plan to make the river wider by putting in a series of dams which, correct me if I'm wrong, will provide a series of nice, dry land bridges connecting Mexico to Texas. Obviously they've carefully thought this plan through.
No word yet on their plans to stock the Rio Grande with piranhas or sharks with fricken lasers on their heads.
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3 comments:
BWA HA HA HA!! I've SEEN the Rio as it runs thru New Mexico, and trust me, having grown up in the relatively wet Midwest near the shores of a Great Lake, I'm not sure there's enuff water TO dam up. When I saw it (dry season, granted) you could merely cuff up yer pants and march across it.
But then how long will it take Rio dance across the Rio Grande? I guess she'll have to use the 12" dance remix.
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