Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Wanker!

I don't even want to know what kind of magnet you put on your car to raise awareness for this research.

8 comments:

Catherinette Singleton said...

Oh! I think that's a challenge! How about:

I "beat" cancer!

What do you think??

Hot Lemon said...

it'd be pink and stiff!!

Excuse me, now, I'm off to find a pornsite so I can reduce my risk of cancer...

Catherinette Singleton said...

Wait! I have 2 more:

Cancer: Masturbate to Eradicate

I spank it clean for a healthy peen

(Okay, the last one isn't mine, my friend came up with it, but it's gold!)

deadspot said...

Thanks for sharing, lemon.

I like "Masturbate to Eradicate", Cath. What do you think? Should I suggest this as a possible lunchtime workshop to the office Wellness Committee?

Catherinette Singleton said...

If you did, I'd love to come in as a guest speaker.

deadspot said...

HR says they want something documenting your body of work before they can approve your travel expenses.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Wow, I'm good to go for a hundred years and that was just the first twenty years of my life.

I like Catherinette's slogan, that's one be bea---nevermind.

Dale said...

Something in white?