Scientists at the Henry Doorly Zoo have confirmed the second coming of Christ. This time, he's a shark.
Now we just need a frickin laser, and we're all set.
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It's a spot. It's on the web. It's dead. It's a dead spot on the web.
Show off your mighty vocabulary and earn money for the UN World Food Program. It doesn't cost you a dime, and it's already donated a billion grains of rice to the WFP.
Well, you know me.
"It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."
-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist
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Too bad he died so quickly. A lot of people will be sad.
I thought of that song too when I saw that story! Who the fuck did that song? I must have heard it a hundred times at the Exit.
Of course any spawn produced without a male's contribution has to be degraded as genetically inferior. To those scientists, I got 3 words: George W. Bush
What's the deal with stingrays, anyway? First Steve Irwin and now Jesus Christ Supershark... I think crocodiles and stingrays are in league with the devil.
Shriekback, Johnny?
OK, then... thanks for sharing, Alvin. My first spambot, I've finally arrived!
Heh! Nice, Vikki.
Hooray for Shriekback. I saw them two or three times, once opening for Simple Minds that I remember off the top, good times. Holy crap, virgin shark births? No need for a second coming I guess.
Nice, that must have been a good concert. I like Simple Minds a lot too.
maybe this will go in the new Creation Museum??
This might change the way fundies celebrate Christmas, tho'....
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