Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Big Black Nemesis, Parthenogenesis

Scientists at the Henry Doorly Zoo have confirmed the second coming of Christ. This time, he's a shark.

Now we just need a frickin laser, and we're all set.

9 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

Ha!

Natalie said...

Too bad he died so quickly. A lot of people will be sad.

Johnny Yen said...

I thought of that song too when I saw that story! Who the fuck did that song? I must have heard it a hundred times at the Exit.

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vikkitikkitavi said...

Of course any spawn produced without a male's contribution has to be degraded as genetically inferior. To those scientists, I got 3 words: George W. Bush

deadspot said...

What's the deal with stingrays, anyway? First Steve Irwin and now Jesus Christ Supershark... I think crocodiles and stingrays are in league with the devil.

Shriekback, Johnny?

OK, then... thanks for sharing, Alvin. My first spambot, I've finally arrived!

Heh! Nice, Vikki.

Dale said...

Hooray for Shriekback. I saw them two or three times, once opening for Simple Minds that I remember off the top, good times. Holy crap, virgin shark births? No need for a second coming I guess.

deadspot said...

Nice, that must have been a good concert. I like Simple Minds a lot too.

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

maybe this will go in the new Creation Museum??

This might change the way fundies celebrate Christmas, tho'....