Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Around the World in 80 Words

'Woman' Bomber Hits Iraq Police - Nobody reports good news from Iraq: they're making progress toward women's rights.

Weblogs 'Need Content Warnings' - Fuck you, Tim O'Reilly.

Many Dieters 'Finish Up Heavier' - More news from the nutrition journal Duh.

China Slams US Piracy Complaint - US files complaint with WTO. Chinese complaint nearly identical, much cheaper.

Text Message Boss Killed In Crash - Oh, I hope he was talking on his cell phone...

Australia to Double Afghan Force - Now sending six baby-eating dingoes.


Flannery Alden said...

Hilarious! I especially love the one about the Chinese.

BeckEye said...

A guy from The Accident Group died in an accident. Oh, the irony.

deadspot said...

Thanks, Flan. That's my favorite, too.

Wow. I totally missed the name of the company, Beckeye, and there are few things I love more than ironic deaths. That's fabulous.