'Woman' Bomber Hits Iraq Police - Nobody reports good news from Iraq: they're making progress toward women's rights.
Weblogs 'Need Content Warnings' - Fuck you, Tim O'Reilly.
Many Dieters 'Finish Up Heavier' - More news from the nutrition journal Duh.
China Slams US Piracy Complaint - US files complaint with WTO. Chinese complaint nearly identical, much cheaper.
Text Message Boss Killed In Crash - Oh, I hope he was talking on his cell phone...
Australia to Double Afghan Force - Now sending six baby-eating dingoes.
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Hilarious! I especially love the one about the Chinese.
A guy from The Accident Group died in an accident. Oh, the irony.
Thanks, Flan. That's my favorite, too.
Wow. I totally missed the name of the company, Beckeye, and there are few things I love more than ironic deaths. That's fabulous.
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