Thursday, June 7, 2007

Buh-nie!


Here's the thing: I don't like gardening. I do like having bunnies in my yard.

My neighbors may hate them, but the hippity-hoppity little buggers can claim sanctuary in my yard whenever they want.

I'm Deadspot, and I support this message.

13 comments:

Johnny Yen said...

Perhaps you need this recipe as well:

Barbeque Rabbit

Ingredients:
2 rabbits, quartered
1 cup olive oil
¼ cup vinegar
¼ cup red wine
1 small minced onion
2 cloves minced garlic
Juice from ½ lemon
5 tablespoons catsup
4 tablespoons A-1 sauce
¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
Dash of Tabasco
¼ teaspoon black pepper

Cooking Directions:
Combine all ingredients except the rabbit in a medium saucepan. Mix well and simmer for 20 minutes, stirring frequently. Place the quartered rabbits on a medium-hot grill. Baste the rabbits generously every 5 minutes with the sauce mixture, turning frequently. It will take about 40-50 minutes until they are done, make sure you have used all of your sauce. With this recipe the sauce is the key!!

Flannery Alden said...

You go, girl!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Gardeners who don't like bunnies are control freaks.

Elizabeth said...

I love you, man!

deadspot said...

I bet that sauce would be just as tasty on a corgi, Johnny.

I'm already gone, Flan.

Indeed, Vikki. Vegetable-loving, dirty-fingernailed freaks... and they're probably morning people.

Would you still love me, Liz, if you knew that I have the urge to point and say "Buh-nie!" like the guy with the axe in his head every time I see one? I don't always act on it, but I always have it.

Johnny Yen said...

I am so bummed-- I heard on the radio that it was a hoax. Yoko Ono didn't really eat a dead Corgi.

Of course, she's been living on dead Beatles for a long time...

Flannery Alden said...

Oh, snap!

deadspot said...

Dammit. I hate retractions. Stupid facts and their factiness.

Dale said...

I support you in your bunny love. It's not like it's Muskrat Love you're all about.

Elizabeth said...

Deadspot,

Urges and actions are two different things, but please don't call me Liz.

Beth said...

I prefer bunnies to begonias myself.

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

I think you should all read "The Bunny Hour."

deadspot said...

Ack! Thanks for putting that in my head Dale. Now how do I get it out?

Are you totally opposed to nicknames, Elizabeth, or just opposed to "Liz"? How do you feel about "E"?

Indeed. Begonias never play leap frog in your back yard.

That's a great post, Big O. Crowds give me the heebie jeebies too, at least if I'm supposed to be sociable.