Here's the thing: I don't like gardening. I do like having bunnies in my yard.
My neighbors may hate them, but the hippity-hoppity little buggers can claim sanctuary in my yard whenever they want.
I'm Deadspot, and I support this message.
It's a spot. It's on the web. It's dead. It's a dead spot on the web.
Show off your mighty vocabulary and earn money for the UN World Food Program. It doesn't cost you a dime, and it's already donated a billion grains of rice to the WFP.
Well, you know me.
"It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."
-- Margaret Mead, cultural anthropologist
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Perhaps you need this recipe as well:
Barbeque Rabbit
Ingredients:
2 rabbits, quartered
1 cup olive oil
¼ cup vinegar
¼ cup red wine
1 small minced onion
2 cloves minced garlic
Juice from ½ lemon
5 tablespoons catsup
4 tablespoons A-1 sauce
¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
Dash of Tabasco
¼ teaspoon black pepper
Cooking Directions:
Combine all ingredients except the rabbit in a medium saucepan. Mix well and simmer for 20 minutes, stirring frequently. Place the quartered rabbits on a medium-hot grill. Baste the rabbits generously every 5 minutes with the sauce mixture, turning frequently. It will take about 40-50 minutes until they are done, make sure you have used all of your sauce. With this recipe the sauce is the key!!
You go, girl!
Gardeners who don't like bunnies are control freaks.
I love you, man!
I bet that sauce would be just as tasty on a corgi, Johnny.
I'm already gone, Flan.
Indeed, Vikki. Vegetable-loving, dirty-fingernailed freaks... and they're probably morning people.
Would you still love me, Liz, if you knew that I have the urge to point and say "Buh-nie!" like the guy with the axe in his head every time I see one? I don't always act on it, but I always have it.
I am so bummed-- I heard on the radio that it was a hoax. Yoko Ono didn't really eat a dead Corgi.
Of course, she's been living on dead Beatles for a long time...
Oh, snap!
Dammit. I hate retractions. Stupid facts and their factiness.
I support you in your bunny love. It's not like it's Muskrat Love you're all about.
Deadspot,
Urges and actions are two different things, but please don't call me Liz.
I prefer bunnies to begonias myself.
I think you should all read "The Bunny Hour."
Ack! Thanks for putting that in my head Dale. Now how do I get it out?
Are you totally opposed to nicknames, Elizabeth, or just opposed to "Liz"? How do you feel about "E"?
Indeed. Begonias never play leap frog in your back yard.
That's a great post, Big O. Crowds give me the heebie jeebies too, at least if I'm supposed to be sociable.
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