Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Vatican Issues Ten More Commandments

For those of you keeping score at home, the Vatican's position is:

Membership in Hitler Youth, OK.

Swearing at other drivers, not so much.

Look, that horse was dead before I started beating it.

5 comments:

BeckEye said...

Swearing at other drivers is necessary to sustain life. If we didn't have that outlet, we would all implode.

Damn, I miss my car.

Big Orange said...

true, but if we have the faith of mustard seeds and anything can happen,then maybe the beating of deceased equines may bring them back to life??

Flannery Alden said...

I wish the church would keep their rules off my body and out of my car!

Johnny Yen said...

I'm glad that the pope is addressing the burning issues of the day. You know, with hunger and poverty gone, and AIDS, malaria and all the other scourges cured, he can tackle the minor things now.

I wonder how he feels about foie gras...

deadspot said...

I particularly enjoyed the bit where they said that driving leads to a "loss of sense of responsibility". Well, I guess they're the experts on that.